being a Black female
and having a high metabolism
is like being a Black person
and not liking chicken…
or kool-aide…
or watermelon…
‘cause that’s what we eat, right?
and a Black girl
is supposed to have curves!
booty that barely fits into jeans
bra runneth over with bountiful breasts
news flash:
just because my waist is small
and my clothes fit
doesn’t mean God hasn’t blessed me
with a Victoria’s Secret body
you know: the body!
the ones women pay millions of dollars
to get for the summer
Yeah, I kinda have that!
I also have an insatiable addiction to Twix
and any other confection
that would ruin your plans
for the perfect beach body
so you can take your stereotypes
and shove them…
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